Capital
Misallocation

The
Multiplicative
Indictment

The Causal Barbell: Part 1

How much alpha does your hedge fund need to beat the index? You supply the assumptions. The arithmetic does not negotiate.

Market — feeds every tab

Defaults

These are starting values. Move any slider; the indictment is yours.

  • 10-year hold
  • 1.5-and-20, pod-level netting on, pass-through skipped
  • ½σ² variance drag — conservative if the book is left-tailed
  • Monte Carlo seed 20260910, 10,000 shared draws
  • Cascade impact k = 0.09
  • Shiller real total returns, 1871–2023

Tab 6 · Estimator convergence

80% of selected managers have true Sharpe below 0.50

Passed screen
10 of 1,000
Median true Sharpe
0.46
False positive rate
80%
True Sharpe < 0.50

False-positive rate vs. track-record length

Move the track-record slider right and watch the false-positive rate drop — that's how long it takes for the screen to actually work.

True Sharpe distribution — selected managers

The gold line is your screen. Everything to its left passed — and the red line shows how many of them are below a true Sharpe of 0.50.